Song
Lyrics
Baby I'm back
Here to win your hand
Tonight I have a notion
To get kiss
I love my bible,
I'm an American man
So why won't you have this paleontologist?
Look,
You're a heazy running cowboy
And I love your horse
Just quit that evil... commit
Cuz yer fossils and yer facts and yer carbon dating
According to the bible they're horseshit
Now if you wanna though rough
Can you read me this?
How can man and dinosaurus can cohabitate?
Why's there no record?
You cute creationist?
Convince me girl so we can procreate
Darwin was a douche
Evolution is a sin
Is all the proof you need to be my protagonist
Ther's a shit glory legend staring dinosaurs and man
Only thing is
They called them dragons
Hitch your wagon
to the wings of a dragon
We should combine the bible
And the bill of rights
Stick American flag in
hitch your wagon
to the wings of a dragon
But there's one thing I just can't figger
How did Noah fit them dragons o his boat?
Come on use yer nogging
Fer more than holding yer hat up
Two dinosaurs eggs was hold
Of course your beauty and your
Faith they don't sold me hard
Just two white heterosexuals in the sun
Your true blood conversion
Puts the red in my cheeks
And I thin you'll find these
Colors they don't run
Hitch your wagon
to the wings of a dragon
We should combine the bible
And the bill of rights
Stick American flag in
hitch your wagon
to the wings of a dragon
Hitch your wagon
to the wings of a dragon
We should combine the bible
And the bill of rights
Stick American flag in
hitch your wagon
to the wings of a dragon
