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Noah Vail and Rick Rickards
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I will join the Church and rent myself a pew -
When I've seen an Angel in the Zoo
I promise that I will begin
To try and save the world from sin -
I will no longer swear, or drink, or smoke, or chew-
When I've seen an Angel in the Zoo!
I'll enjoy the asses braying -
I will join the mantis praying -
revere the sacred Brahman saying - Moo, Moo, Moo!
resign myself to Fate
And for my Savior I will wait -
I will learn my beads and say them through and through -
When I've seen an Angel in the Zoo!
I promise I will never doubt -
That I will lead a life devout -
I will take my place among the Chosen Few,
When I've seen an Angel in the Zoo!
I'll consider this my nemesis-
Revive my faith in Genesis,
For I will know that Darwin simply can't be true!
I'll get down upon my knees,
And ask forgiveness if you please -
I will wash my brains and start my life anew
When I've seen an Angel in the Zoo!
I promise I will speak the Truth -
To Men, to Women and to Youth,
And alwavs try to seek until I find
And say whatever's on my mind!
Though the Pope may have it in for me
And cal1 it mortal sin for me,
I'll stamp out every infamy
That haunts Mankind!
I will cheerfully declare -
"Behold, the Emperor is bare!"
And I will thumb my nose and bid them all "Adieu"
Till I've seen an Angel in the Zoo!
