In the song Merry Fucking Christmas, the South Park elementary school teacher Mr. Garrison sings to his students about how people in other countries don't celebrate Christmas because they have different religious beliefs, and how, in order to teach them how wonderful Christmas is, he goes to various countries, disrespects their beliefs, and forces his version of Christmas down their throats.
Song
Recorded from television.
Lyrics
I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East.
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs.
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday.
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say...
Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed,
it's Jesus's birthday
So get off you heathen Muslim ass
And fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India,
I've heard.
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd.
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about.
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout...
Hey there Mr. Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Dring some 'nog, and eat some beef
and pass it to the misses
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate.
Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin.
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin.
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake.
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say...
Hey there Mr. Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass you infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas Day, I travel round the world and say.
Taoists, Korishnas, Buddists,
and all you atheists too.
Merry Fucking Christmas to you.
Thank you, Mr Hat.
