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Have Yourself a Merry Little Mythmas
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| Performer:
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Jaclyn Glenn, Eric, Schwartz
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| Album:
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| Released:
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November 25, 2014
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| Recorded:
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| Genres:
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Holiday, Comedy
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| Composer:
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Hugh Martin
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| Writer:
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Ralph Blane, Jaclyn Glenn, Eric, Schwartz
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| Length:
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3:34
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Have Yourself a Merry Little Mythmas is a parody of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas.
Songs
Lyrics
Hi Jaclyn. Hi Eric.
Shall we? Let's do it!
Have yourself a merry little mythmas.
C'mon don’t be shy.
Do your part to help us propagate a lie.
It's a good one isn't it?
Uh huh. Wow.
Have yourself a merry little mythmas.
Make the Yuletide gay.
If your son is please make sure he's locked away!
Lots of songs about Santa Claus you can gather round and sing...
Teach your kids to believe in him, and they'll fall for anything!
Have yourself a merry little mythmas.
Kill another tree.
That's ok, God made them special just for me!
Didn't he though? He sure did! He's cool. Yeah.
Let's camp outside Walmart 'til Black Friday.
Line up by the door.
I'll trample you to get the next PlayStation 4.
Krishna, Mithra, and Horus.
Dionysus too.
Were so kind to be plagiarized by the world's most famous Jew.
Through the years we'll silence all the heathens.
If the courts allow.
Meanwhile God will pay my credit cards somehow!
But have yourself a merry little mythmas now.
Thanks Jaclyn.
Merry Mythmas.
You too!
