Carol of the Bells (FSM Version)

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Carol of the Bells (FSM Version)

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Performer: Barlow
Album:
Released: December 4, 2013
Recorded: ?
Genres: Carol, Parody, Holiday, Christmas
Composer: Mykola Leontovych
Writer: Barlow
Length: 1:52

Carol of the Bells (FSM Version) is parody Christmas carol for the Flying Spaghetti Monster using the tune of Carol of the Bells.

Song

The official video.

Lyrics

Hark! eat the sauce,
Tomato sauce,
Spaghetti balls,
Sweet, meaty balls,
(begin in background: "Noo-dle, meat-ball")
Strippers and beer,
Spreading good cheer,
Let FSM,
Bring you to him!

Sauce and meatballs,
Noodles for all,
French bread is nice,
Served on the side,
Noodles so high,
Up in the sky,
He's ev'rywhere,
Filling the air!

Come caroling,
Swashbuckling,
Wear pirate hats,
And an eyepatch,
Let us regale,
Monster we hail,
Praise be to Him,
Bend to his whim!

Cook it, drain it, serve it, and then eat it!
Cook it, drain it, serve it, and then eat it!
(Come caroling, swashbuckling,
And pillaging, while caroling!)

Creation fact,
Taught in the class:
Midgets and trees,
All made for me!
(Ra-men, Ra-men)

Hark! eat the sauce,
Tomato sauce,
Spaghetti balls,
Sweet, meaty balls,
Strippers and beer,
Spreading good cheer,
Let FSM,
Bring you to him!

Sauce and meatballs,
Noodles for all,
French bread is nice,
Served on the side,
Noodles so high,
Up in the sky,
He's ev'rywhere,
Filling the air!

Come caroling,
Swashbuckling,
Wear pirate hats,
And an eyepatch,
Let us regale,
Monster we hail,
Praise be to Him,
Bend to his whim!

Cook it, drain it, serve it, and then eat it!
Cook it, drain it, serve it, and then eat it!
(Come caroling, swashbuckling,
And pillaging, while caroling!)

Creation fact,
Taught in the class:
Midgets and trees,
All made for me!
(Ra-men, Ra-men)

Creation fact,
Taught in the class:
Midgets and trees,
All made for me!
(Ra-men!)